Me: *Gets Ice Cream*
Me: *Goes To Room
Me: *Forgets spoon in kitchen*
*Jesus does the cup song at the Last Supper* You’re going to miss me when I’m gone.
hey so i know this is tumblr and we all have a lot of different opinions but
i hope none of u think my blog is my life because i do other things like sometimes i shower
i’m never going to delete my blog so that in twenty years from now i can type my url, and scroll through somewhat of a time capsule and laugh at how much of a strange teenager i was.
So I can’t do my math homework cause my duck fell asleep on my calculator..
send this picture to your teacher they will understand
id like to see an english teacher write a successful text post
Update on my life: 1:10 am and I think I have a concussion from smacking my head into the wall as I was dancing to Little White Lies.
don’t forget the four h’s of puberty kids!
Tumblr will believe anything. One time i said i was going to be in step up 2. I wasn’t in it but none of you would know that because no one watched that movie.
my number one piece of advice is drink water and stay hydrated. we are made out of water. everything in us is made of water. and u are sitting there drinking a diet coke tellin me that’s all you’ve had to drink today. please get up and drink some water. for the love of god.
you had me at “hello” and you lost me at “i think your friend is cute”