Me: *Gets Ice Cream*
Me: *Goes To Room
Me: *Forgets spoon in kitchen*
Me: *Cries*

spookyjohansson:

*Jesus does the cup song at the Last Supper* You’re going to miss me when I’m gone.

chenyakumo:

hey so i know this is tumblr and we all have a lot of different opinions but

fuck wasps

burgrs:

i hope none of u think my blog is my life because i do other things like sometimes i shower

lunuh:

i’m never going to delete my blog so that in twenty years from now i can type my url, and scroll through somewhat of a time capsule and laugh at how much of a strange teenager i was.

me: hey i was wondering if you wanna go out sometime
crush: no
me: wtF omG soRRY that was my CAT running across the keyboarD OMG!!!
monobeartheater:

wowwoohoo:

So I can’t do my math homework cause my duck fell asleep on my calculator..

send this picture to your teacher they will understand

monobeartheater:

wowwoohoo:

So I can’t do my math homework cause my duck fell asleep on my calculator..

send this picture to your teacher they will understand

bowlingforsoup:

id like to see an english teacher write a successful text post

its—just—for—kicks:

Update on my life: 1:10 am and I think I have a concussion from smacking my head into the wall as I was dancing to Little White Lies.

tvvink:

don’t forget the four h’s of puberty kids!

hungry

horny

hideous

horribly depressed

unclefather:

Tumblr will believe anything. One time i said i was going to be in step up 2. I wasn’t in it but none of you would know that because no one watched that movie. 

gowns:

my number one piece of advice is drink water and stay hydrated. we are made out of water. everything in us is made of water. and u are sitting there drinking a diet coke tellin me that’s all you’ve had to drink today. please get up and drink some water. for the love of god.

urbancatfitters:

you had me at “hello” and you lost me at “i think your friend is cute”